Придумайте на английском языке 10 смешных,глупых правил поведения в гостинице!!!!!

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Do not attempt to ride the luggage trolley down the hallways, no matter how tempting it may seem.Please refrain from using the hotel room hairdryer as a microphone for your late-night karaoke sessions.It is strictly prohibited to attempt to check out of the hotel by sliding down the laundry chute.Do not engage in pillow fights in the lobby, no matter how soft and fluffy the pillows may be.Guests are not allowed to try to swim in the hotel fountain, no matter how hot it is outside.Please do not attempt to recreate scenes from Titanic on the hotel's balcony railing.Guests are reminded that the mini bar is for drinks and snacks, not for impromptu ice baths.It is not appropriate to challenge other guests to a game of hallway mini-golf using room service trays.Please do not attempt to build a fort out of hotel towels in your room, no matter how cozy it may seem.Guests are reminded that the hotel elevator is not a time machine and pressing all the buttons will not make it go faster.